The funny world according to 911
The funny
world according to 911
What
three things must you have on the road with you?
Spike:
A bigcrate of chips, beans 'n' eggs, my PlayStation and... (breaking into
a dirty laugh) a gorgeous bird.
Lee:
Fan letters, a Dictaphone to record Jimmy and Spikes 'antics', and eye
drops.
Jimmy:
Playstation, ghettoblaster and me mum to do the washing.
What
item of clothing should never ever ve worn?
L:
Clogs, I used to tap dance in a bright red pair when I was seven.
S:
Sandals 'cause they show off your come and hairy toes.
J:
Tank tops. Me mum used to make me wear a browny-green checkered one.
Describe
the best kind of kiss.
J:
Soft and slow.
L:
A full on saucy one with tongues.
S:
Any kind os kiss'll do me.
What's
the 911 motto?
L:
Have a laugh and be mad.
J:
Be happy and enjoy life.
S:
Get in as much trouble as you can---and get away with it!
What
hurts you?
J:
When people make out 911 are big-headed and slag us off behind our backs.
S:
People supporting Liverpool FC. (Spike's a man Utd fan)
L:
Broken promises. When I played football the coach would promise I'd be
on the team and then not let me play.
What's
the best word or phrase in the world?
L:
'Get in there'. I use it if something brilliant happens, like when we reach
No.1!
J:
'Sound'
S:
'Top' or "Aye up'.
Give
each other a bit of advice...
J:
Spike, slow down when you eat---no one's gonna nick your dinner. And Lee---don't
be so fussy about your food.
L:
Spike, learn the words to our ---you're always too busy to reading the
banners. And Jimmy---less of your slime, mate!
S:
Lee---practice your bodyshaking and Jimmy---practice being messy please.
You're too tidy, mate.
What's
the right age to start acting like a grown up?
J:
When you feel right.
L:
When you have babies and that.
S:
There's no 'right age'. I'll never grow up!
Which
part of your body do you always keep covered up?
S:
My ding-a-ling!
J:
My chest. I don't like that chect-showing business.
L:
My feet. I've got things that look like corns on my toes. They're not real
corns though, it's where my shoes rub.
What
would you put in a time capsule to teach people of the future about 911?
L:
A foreign plug. I always carry one with me.
J:
Room service menus, a phone and photos of all the women we know---ie none!
S:
An airplane sick bag, a tin of beans and a garden gnome 'cause we're the
smallest band in pop!