911's Ten Commandments


Thou shalt not...




Eat liver, "It's disgusting stuff"
Laugh when Lee dances---"It's upsets him"
Listen to country and western music---"Yuk!"
Forget those who are less off---"Never get big-headed"
Moan---"Lee does it all the time"
Slag Micheal Jackson off---"He's a genius"
Go in the bathroom after Lee's been in---"It's not a pretty sight"
Let Jimmy tidy up after you---"He's an old woman"
Smoke---"It's stupid and smelly"
Hog all the girls---"Share'em around instead!"